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Declaration Of War Against LULZ.com

Joint Resolution Passed by the Anonymous High Command and Anonymous Assembly of Representatives

Effective December 15, 2020, at 1:00 a.m

WHEREAS, LULZ.com has committed repeated grievous injuries against the people of the Internet and its ability to masturbate, culminating in termination of millions of amateur (the only kind of porn worth cooming to) PornHub videos (https://lulz.com/scandals-pornhub-doesnt-want-you-to-know-about-10056/ | https://www.vulture.com/2020/12/pornhub-deletes-all-unverified-content-millions-of-videos.html); therefore, be it

Resolved, by Anonymous High Command and Anonymous Assembly of Representatives, That the state of war between Anonymous and LULZ.com, which has thus been thrust upon the Internet, is hereby formally declared; and

That citizens of these Internets be, and are hereby, authorized and directed to employ the entire LOIC arsenal to carry on war against LULZ.com; and to bring the conflict to a successful termination with the cancelation of any and all persons involved with That operation.